Are you afraid (2 Timothy 1:7) to share your faith with others? or perhaps you are too busy with your business (Matthew 22:5), farm or family (Matt. 19:29) to take the time to fulfill the Great Commission (Matt. 28:19,20) which Jesus commanded us to do. Or maybe you're just lazy (Matt. 25:26).
If you fall into one of those catagories but still think you are a Christian, I have good news for you: Witnessing Offsets! An idea borrowed from the environmental movement (see carbon offsets) we have come up with a way for you to help advance the Kingdom of God without actually getting involved. If you are not able to witness for God you can donate to us & we will witness for you! No having to deal with funny looks, tough questions & rude rejections. When you invest in witnessing offsets we will deal with all that. Now for a limited time we are making an introductory offer of 5 (five) witnessing encounters for only $3.16 (John 3:16) per sinner. Yes, for a initial donation of $15.80 (John 15:8) we will witness to five people as you contribute to bearing fruit for the kingdom of God. Thereafter for a suggested donation of $6.12 (Mark 6:12) per lost person we will go to the streets and speak repentance to them. What a great way to start the new year by allowing someone else to fulfill your spiritual obligation so you can spend your time doing the important things in life without feeling guilty. So get started today!
Introductory offer: $15.80 for 5 sinners ($3.16 per sinner)
All future witnesses: $6.12 per sinner
We will eventually figure out how you can donate on line, but in the mean time make checks payable to: Green Meadow Church of God, reference: Evangelism 101
Mail checks to:
Evangelism 101
c/o Green Meadow Church of God
P.O. Box 294
Alcoa, TN 37701
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your mad, how much will a cool million get you
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in case you didn't know, the church already does this. It's called World Evangelism. If we send a letter saying please sponsor us for the Equador trip, we recieve money. BUT....what if we sent out a letter saying please sponsor us for the wal-mart trip, or the downtown trip? What would happen then? Would they ask upon return, "How many decissions did you get?None...really!...uh....wow....that's great....uh.....glad I could give." It's all about the decissions you know.
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