Bargain Shopping On INSP TV

I was channel surfing tonight & came across this Mike Murdock guy on the INSP channel. What a guy! For only 58 dollars seed money he will pray for your business card so you can become a millionaire. The people who developed the beenie babies became successfull because they planted $5.80 in him (that was all the money they had at the time). Another guy gave him a black Corvette & a $25,000.00 Rolex watch as a seed. Whoever that guy was must be a trillionaire by now! I never realized becoming filthy rich was so easy. Of course the only reason you would want to be that rich is so that you could spread the gospel better. We all know that rich people are much better witnesses than poor people. I wonder why Jesus didn't figure that out? Surely He would have been much more successful with His ministry if He would have had His own TV show & lived in a big fancy mansion & drove a Ferrari or something. Everyone would want to be like Him. Perhaps the next time Mr Murdock prays he can ask Jesus to come down and give it another try, Mike's way. God help us.